My life was one very long process of lying and lying again, to figure out how to cover those other lies.

I wanted them to love the story so they would love me.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

GENEROUS, adj. Originally this word meant noble by birth and was rightly applied to a great multitude of persons. It now means noble by nature and is taking a bit of a rest.

I will leave no stone unturned in my quest - and that quest will be relentless - to try and get Liverpool back on the map again as a successful football club.

I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.

I think there's that weird bastardization where musical theatre actors are treated as almost like vaudevillians or circus performers - that we're somehow not good actors because we sing and dance.

A long time ago when I was very little, I dreamed about being on stage. Some people told me I would never be able to do it, so I only paid attention to those who told me that I could.

Symmetrical equations are good in their place, but ' vector ' is a useless survival, or offshoot from quaternions, and has never been of the slightest use to any creature.

If all power corrupts, then a doctor, who literally holds life and death in his hands, must be at particular risk.

Who am I? How did I come into the world? Why was I not consulted?

History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions; the study of answers belongs to anthropology and sociology.