My love is inside me where my fat was.

I like smartasses, because I can be smartass back and rashy.

I write all day every day, so when I feel unproductive, it magnifies everything else.

Reality is overrated to me. Everyone spends enough time on the computer, eating, going out to bars. Why do I need to read a book about that?

It is important not to show too many inches at once.

I always want to sleep on the third date.

When you are mindful of Spirit and connecting to the breath with an open heart, that is yoga.

You don't need to spend a lot of money on stuff when you have amazing architecture.

The Booker 2011 is of no more interest to me than the world heavyweight championship, which I'm not going to win either. It's irrelevant.

... anybody with the brains and energy to become a teacher ought to want to become something better.

If there is any country on earth where the course of true love may be expected to run smooth, it is America.

Let's try to present the same gospel but in a fresh fashion, always looking for a better way to connect with the audience.

Acting can be a really silly thing. It's like playing dress-up.

So how do you do it, with just words and just music, capture the feeling that my Earth is somebody's ceiling?

...humankind's limited scope of mercy was reserved for their own.

Those who have come here to hate should leave now; for in their hate, they only betray themselves.