My love life couldn't be more nonexistent if Julius was all all-girls' boarding school with a moat full of alligators around it.

We are in a boy recession, " Eugene repeats. "There's been a sudden, drastic decrease in the male population at this school. And I'm gonna take advantage of it.

Eugene's got a fake ID, and he actually gets away with using it because he looks like he's thirty-six, thanks to his devotion to tasseled shoes and his ridiculous carpet of chest hair.

Great. Darcy is the ruler of our school. Prety soon, Julius is going to be like Singapore - you'll get a $500 fine for chewing gum or making out in the hallways.

I could kiss that girl. And ya know what? I will kiss that girl. As soon as I get back to school, I'm gonna grab her, and I'm gonna kiss her.

I've been asking around to find out what girls are into, " Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes.

Is this base? Is this base?

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin.

The saddest thing that can happen to a person is to find out their memories are lies.

As history has also shown, especially in the twentieth century, one of the first things an ideologue will do after achieving absolute power is kill.

After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don't agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want!

Movies are not the book. Movies are not even the screenplay. They are the movie.

I think my biggest break though came probably on Patriot Games because it was the biggest, longest second unit up to that point. It was like five months of shooting and a huge crew.

I would like to get nominated for a Grammy, but I don't set out to do that anymore, though, 'cause I never felt like I got my just due in the business, period anyway.

Apocalypse could not be repealed by the democratic process.

No woman allows her lover to descend from his pedestal. Even a god is not forgiven the slightest pettiness.

Iran is the only country in the world that's threatening to erase another country from the map as part of a collective genocide.