My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

When your family is twice as weird as normal, you have to be twice as polite to authority, because authority hates weird.

Taylor: what do you hear? Daisy: Nothing but rain

That was easy for him to say when his cell phone was rounding third base. If anyone got a home run tonight, I didn't want it to be Verizon Wireless.

Faith isn't absence of doubt. It's belief without proof, not without question.

Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.

She was the only creature in the world who would really care if something happened to me, even if it was only because I was the bringer of kibble.

How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass.

Focus, Amy. Just because he looked great in the saddle did not mean he wasn't an axe murderer.

"Oh My God," I blurted, grabbing onto Phin as we faced the open bedroom door. "It's the axe murderer." "I doubt he would knock," she said, but she was whispering, too, and didn't move away from me.

Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends.

But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am hope.

I'm here to take our message straight to the people.

To the fool, he who speaks wisdom will sound foolish.

I'd say my greatest weakness is impatience. I don't suffer fools well.

I look at actors very closely. It's not an accident when the actors excel.

I would take it to heart if people were mad about something my character did.

Logic and fact keep interfering with the easy flow of conversation.

In painting you cover up your sins and everyone thinks you're naturally talented.

Kahlan guide me. Kahlan teach me. Kahlan protect me. In your light I thrive. In your mercy I am sheltered. In your wisdom I am humbled. I live only to love you. My life is yours.