My mentality is: I'm going to do it. I'm going to eat a lot of food, and then I'm going to complain about it when I see myself on camera.

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week.

Rules with an iron fist, but sometimes in that fist is a rose.

Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It just stuck. It is a dog's name, but I love dogs.

Alma: ¿Dónde está el oro aquel que viste? Todo ha cambiado cuando estuvo enfrente

I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act

Standard is not the money you have nor the creed you belong to, truly IT IS CHARACTER......

the government tends to act like a corporation treating the public as its consumers rather than its citizens

When I was a medical student in the 1950s, we practically never spoke about Alzheimer's disease. And why is that so? And that is because people didn't live long enough to have Alzheimer's disease.

Our football belongs to the working class and has the size, nobility and generosity to allow everyone to enjoy it as a spectacle.

The question, "When did you last listen to a poor person properly and try to understand what's going on inside their own experience?" enables you to connect.

The spirit of karate practice and the elements of training are applicable to each and every aspect of our daily lives.

I got a man cave. I play my music loud. I bought big speakers because I need to hear music loud.

I'm particularly inspired by pristine locations. I enjoy working in areas where one can travel for miles without seeing any human influence.