My message is strong and my belief is strong, in the fact that we can still be provocative and have fun and just get informed.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

Without equanimity, we might give love to others only in an effort to bridge the inevitable and healthy space that always exists between two people.

Just what I predicted, ” he smiled. “Run, little sheep. Run. For soon, the big bad wolf will have you right where you belong, ” Crispin whispered as he manifested out of the school.~Crispin~

Why just work and live for a happy retirement? Why not work and live for a happy life?

In war as in life, it is often necessary when some cherished scheme has failed, to take up the best alternative open, and if so, it is folly not to work for it with all your might.

I wondered if I was just the sum of my brain scan, little dots clustered in my frontal lobe. Is that where the poems came from?.

To be a Christian in a generously orthodox way is not to claim to have the truth captured, stuffed, and mounted on the wall

Very few people really see things unless they've had someone in early life who made them look at things. And name them too. But the looking is primary, the focus.

The grand thing about the human mind is that it can turn its own tables and see meaninglessness as ultimate meaning.

Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations.

Those who are fired with an enthusiastic idea and who allow it to take hold and dominate their thoughts find that new worlds open for them. As long as enthusiasm holds out, so will new opportunities.