My mind is not a bed to be made and remade.

Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis.

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.

The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.

I don't know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it…My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.

In her early days she had that beatific expression characteristic of Victorian prettiness - like a sheep painted by Raphael.

This was an actress who, for twenty years, had the world at her feet. She kicked it away, and the ball rolled out of her reach.

I... wonder what it is in the New York air that enables me to sit up till all hours of the night in an atmosphere which in London would make a horse dizzy, but here merely clears the brain.

A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn't feel like it. An amateur is a man who can't do his job when he does feel like it.

History has been stolen from us and replaced with guilt inducing lies.

Good parents...give their children roots and wings. Roots to know where home is, wings to fly away and exercise what's been taught them.

Independence is like a flower that nurtures itself in the light of another.

I'm a workaholic. I've been doing my job for a long time.

I like kids' work more than work by real artists any day.

In horror, character development is often pushed aside in favor of the shock value. The best genre movies to me are movies like The Shining. You had a connection to the characters in that film.

all i want...is mac and cheese

When I teach people, I marry them.

Clever, but schoolteacher beat him anyway to show him that definitions belonged to the definers - not the defined.

You need sucky things in life to make you stronger.