My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.

Money talks — but credit has an echo.

When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.

I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.

People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!

I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.

The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.

It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.

A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.

I wake and feel the fell of dark, not day. And I have asked to be where no storms come.

I'm girlie in the sense that I like makeup, but I also love sports and man food.

I'm just trying to make images as accurately as possible off my nervous system as I can.

I am an Israeli-born American citizen.

It is the simple hypotheses of which one must be most wary; because these are the ones that have the most chances of passing unnoticed.

As a creator, I always want to betray fans expectations.

The secret of great fortunes without apparent cause is a crime forgotten, for it was properly done.

By peace we mean the capacity to transform conflicts with empathy, without violence, and creatively- a never-ending process

The task of the excellent teacher is to stimulate 'apparently ordinary' people to unusual effort. The tough problem is not in identifying winners: it is in making winners out of ordinary people.

I'm a street fighter. I'm ready for any kind of mixed martial arts that comes at me.