My misery is reaching epidemic proportions.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

We are sitting on top of a vast cultural and historical pyramid of accumulated misconceptions, lies and myths, built one on top of the other.

Nothing supernatural has ever harmed me. My wounds and losses have all be at the hands of human beings...

Music is meant to be a beautiful thing.

Whatever shall be to the advantage of all, may that prevail!

You burn a man's pickup, and he's ready for war.

It's a little bit late in the day for men to object that women are getting outside their proper sphere.

Do the very best that you can, in the things you do best, and you will know in thy soul, that you are the greatest success in the world.

I like to remind people what radical means -- 'at the root of things.' It shouldn't be considered a pejorative. There isn't a great name out of history you can pick who wasn't 'radical.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

When women are at the height of their beauty power and exercise it, we call it marriage. When men are at the height of their success power and exercise it, we call it a mid-life crisis.