My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Romance is a tender kiss with a lingering promise of more to come.

There are times when you have to do things for yourself, not because no one else can do it, but because no one else can do it to the degree you want.

I find you in these tears, few, useless and here at last. Don't come back.

Everyone has his faults which he continually repeats: neither fear nor shame can cure them.

Art is for healing ourselves, and everybody needs their own personal art to heal up their problems.

To be a tourist is to escape accountability.

I don't want to say I'd wipe everybody out, because that's cocky. But they wouldn't beat me.

I'm stingy and I'm proud of the reputation.

This is servitude, To serve the unwise.

After the strike, I lost interest. In reality, neither players nor owners care in the least about the fans. The greed of both factions has destroyed baseball's credibility, at least for the present.