My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."

My love flew over the boundary of time with incredible beauty and notorious rhyme.

After the struggle for sheer existence, they had no energy left for a civilization.

None are deceived but they that confide.

Anothers bread costs deare.

We're fumbling in the dark, but at least we're in motion.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

How right that the body changed over time, becoming a gallery of scars, a canvas of experience, a testament to life and one's capacity to endure it.

If an abduction is reported, it is dealt with in the same way as a kidnap.

I am easy-going right up to the borders of my self-interest.

Cynicism is a choice. Optimism is a better choice.