My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Most of the time it is a good job and a good honour to fight against people's values, because most of the time people's values are irrational and absurd!

The symphonies are the things that, as a soloist, I've not gotten to play. I used to travel the world playing concertos, and then I would sit and listen to the symphony.

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

The main thing (about the organization) is to enjoy motorcycles, ..and have a good relationship with the community.

I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

And my father was a comic. He could play any musical instrument. He loved to perform. He was a wonderfully comedic character. He had the ability to dance and sing and charm and analyze poetry.

I'd date a fan as long as she didn't scream in my face.

I'm a guy who is married to an actress, who has three children, and lives in Tribeca. Where do you draw the line on what I am allowed to discuss?

I may still be a kind of a Marxist but I'm very realistic, I don't have these dreams of revolutionists around the corner.

I wear black on the outside 'Cause black is how I feel on the inside.