My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop.

The horrors of the world in general upset me. I cry when I think about how lucky I am with my lovely little family.

I used to be double-jointed in my hips, so I could put my toe in my mouth. That can't be classed as a talent really, rather a mild deformity.

I was a barmaid for my mum for years, as we lived above a pub. I still can't hear the Heartbeat theme tune without breaking into a cold sweat, as it used to start at the same time as my shift.

To be honest, it's a bit of a relief not having to be the party animal for a change.

I like the idea of being a novelist. I picture myself on the coast, the wind in my hair, horses galloping around me as I sit at my typewriter in the middle of a field.

People seem to trust you more when you're pregnant. I think they see you as some kind of Mother Earth figure.

I liked the idea of being an actress, but thought better of it.

The godly shall pray to God.

O love, how did you get here?--Nick and the Candlestick

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change.

I hoped there would be a better process. But it is final -- I will not participate .

Observation and study are necessary to achieve mastery of light and form

Old soldiers never die, they just lose their grip on reality after traumatic brain injuries.

Goals. There's not telling what you can do when you get inspired by them.

Then with no throbs of fiery pain, No cold gradations of decay, Death broke at once the vital chain, And freed his soul the nearest way.

I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left.

You have to stop looking in the mirror and realize that your living for yourself, not other people.