My mother always says when you fight destiny, destiny fights back. Some things, they're just written in the stars. You can try but you can never escape what's meant to be.

Every child must be taught how to think, read and write.

In this era of public survival through continuous storytelling, people want someone who might surprise them.

Bodily haste and exertion usually leave our thoughts very much at the mercy of our feelings and imagination.

We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh ?

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.

He's smaller than me, did you see him? He looked like a noodle next to me.

QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another - usually about as many times as it can be got there.

Israel has always been and must always be America's strongest ally.

It's my theory that if you hear enough applause and laughter at a young enough age, you're doomed

Many a poor soul has had to suffer from the weight of the debts on him, finding no rest or peace after death.