My mother dressed me always very conservatively.

God knows, I never want to hurt someone's feelings.

The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can’t get a cover over me quick enough, so be it.

I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark.

I have no fears when it comes to my hair or clothes.

A wedding is such a girl thing.

My first crush was Spock. I thought it didn't get any better than Spock.

I have very little faith that I'll ever find someone. I've had some bad luck and I've made some bad choices - not in men, but in how I've chosen to deal with relationships.

I'm pretty much a loner and I've lived under the radar.

I'm flatchested, I'm short, I'm brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a 'beauty.'

I don't like slugs and tentacles and calamari or anything. Actually, tentacles made me turn into a vegetarian in high school. I'm not anymore, but in high school, we were dissecting squid.

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.

The true measure of a best friend is where they are when you “make” the biggest decision of your life, not where they were during the decision process.

Always think about the needs of others because being a part of a group isan essential characteristic of human nature.

An honest politician is an oxymoron.

Education should be a right, not a privilege. We need a revolution in the way that the United States funds higher education.

Sweet exists by convention, bitter by convention, color by convention; but in reality atoms and the void alone exist

Men may keep a sort of level of good, but no man has ever been able to keep on one level of evil.

The only business in the world bigger than gambling is religion...but gambling is not nearly so corrupt.

Cancun is the only place I've ever visited outside America

I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out?