My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

You are Timeless Being and Awareness...You are not touched by any of this.

Friends don't menace friends with giant terrifying swords, okay?

Every small positive change we make in ourselves repays us in confidence in the future.

You would be amazed by how I can torture the English language. I am an abusive lover.

If something is not a "hell, YEAH!", then it's a "no!

I don't care about Christmas, we are going to train on Christmas Day.

There is no more powerful leadership tool than your own personal example.

Oh, gross. Your stomach is full of butterfly barf!

The globalized nature of production and innovation means that the benefits don't necessarily stay in the country where the investments are made.

The thousands of clips on internet are better to us than any DVD that could have been released.