My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.

You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it. Hiroshima was dirty.

Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.

The dead should not rule the living.

As far as the laws of Mathematics refer to reality they are not certain and as far as they are certain they do not refer to reality.

Let opening roses knotted oaks adorn, And liquid amber drop from every thorn.

Never give anyone the advice to buy or sell shares, because the most benevolent price of advice can turn out badly.

Faith in the supernatural is a desperate wager made by man at the lowest ebb of his fortunes.

If the invaders reach Iran, the country will turn into a burning hell for them.

Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you leave alone.

Press releases are easier to write than code, and that is still easier than making a great product.

If we do not teach our children, societ will. And they-and we-will live with the results.

If you do not see any good in these persons, then say nothing, but if you do see some, speak about it to honor God in them because all good proceeds from Him.