My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

By making sad ones happy, we find our happiness!

When I first began writing music I was really inspired by the French electro scene.

This is still a lot of blocking and tackling. I'm not seeing the kind of vision thing associated with a frothy market.

There are a lot of people that impacted me. I remember hearing Oscar Peterson live at the Blue Note, which was very expensive, but... $50 in the '80s... hard to come up with. But it was amazing.

Saving civilization is not a spectator sport.

I realized that I was more of a sprinter than a marathon man. With a long, long project, I get bored easily.

It is said that the world is in a state of bankruptcy, that the world owes the world more than the world can pay.

MFA programs are to the world of art what gentrification is to your neighborhood.

If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.

I'm not interested in making what's easy. I'm interested in making what's beautiful.