[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

The precious gift of life alone, is more than enough to give thanks to God on a daily basis.

Only be with somebody if they make you feel like the best version of yourself. You can't sacrifice yourself for anybody, you know?

I'm a Pisces, so I'm a very closed-book kind of person.

I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff.

I only have one obsession - not to be boring.

I like spontaneity and intelligence in a girl. Nothing is more attractive to me than someone who has a good sense of who she is and can hold her own in a conversation.

I'm happy, my family's happy, everything is going well.

Close your eyes and visualize having what you already want - and the feeling of having it already.

Marriage is about raising children. That's the purpose of the institution.

We're led to believe everybody opposes it and disagrees with political correctness, but yet everybody's scared to death of it. So who is it? Well, it's the power structure wherever you happen to be.