My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.

It was around then that the phone rang. It was my friend Cee Cee, wanting to know if I cared to join her and Adam McTavish at the Coffee Clutch to drink iced tea and talk bad about everyone we know.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach him to fish, he'll eat all the fish you might have caught for yourself.--Advice of Paul Slater, the evil mediator, to Suze

Marriages can endure any difficulty with unfailing love and dedication.

The lucky ones died in the blasts. They were spared the fate of starvation, cannibalism, rape and slaughter. Where a man could be killed over half-eaten can of corn.

Another case for the dumbness of reading, however, is that books do not contain answers, but rather pose more questions. And asking questions makes you look dumber, not sma

Believe in you because you are powerful.Ana Maria Frith, Limitless Change Your Life

Fortune favors the audacious.

Men do not fear swords...they fear monsters.

Baby boy, go hire a squadron My crib got more poles than a fire department.

I'm making people that happy. How cool is that? That's my job.

I get a lot of teenagers going, 'Yo, Krueger,' and honking their horn and giving me the claw. Yeah, I'm recognized.

I try to just pay attention to what I'm feeling. If something is scary to me, then that's sometimes a good sign - although, sometimes it's not.