My mother taught me to love my work. I learned everything about business from her.

Move to California. Malibu is paradise.

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy, hasn't got money.

I’ve always thought that each person invented himself… that we are each a figment of our own imagination. And some people have a greater ability to imagine than others.

In Los Angeles, they don't want you to fail, they want you to die.

I have no talent except for being able to enjoy and recognize it in others.

The opportunity for an entrepreneur to start a company from scratch today is abysmal.

Everybody in politics lies, but they do it with such ease, it's troubling.

It's not a very big thing to say, 'I made a mistake' on the war, and typical of Hillary Clinton that she can't.

I'd rather kill myself than work in the music industry today.

Your life isn't made up of people who aren't in it.

Inspirational quotes are only making you more miserable.

If you also thinks it means I wake up every morning wondering what I did to deserve having you back in my life, well, you'd be right about that too.

Set your fantasies in the here and now and then, if challenged, claim to be writing Magical Realism.

Maybe language is kind, giving us these double meanings. Maybe it's trying to teach us a lesson, that we can always be two things at once.

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

Everyone is encouraged to see their lives, the world through the eyes of the rich.

When someone asks me now, "What do you do?" I will be able to say, "I am a writer."

Have you ever had a single moment's thought about my responsibilities?

What do you take me for? A fourteen karat sucker?