My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.

The press made me something I really wasn't and I tried to live up to what they made me.

When you focus, you can achieve anything. If you have no focus, you will achieve nothing.

Patience, Abigail. Patience."Abigail snorted. "Patience, right. I am known for having a great handle on the Fruits of the Spirit.""Interesting. I don't recall manipulation being a Biblical virtue.

[Brodsky] loved cats, and sometimes for a greeting would meow.

The quietness here had an agreement with dust

I know that whenever a group of women are gathered together, the grandmother always makes a phantom appearance, hovering above them.

A NASA astronaut and a Russian cosmonaut can't be creative. He has to follow a predetermined detailed checklist written by an engineer and if he gets a little creative he'll never fly again.

Life is about making mistakes. Death is about wishing you made more.

The engine which drives enterprise is not thrift, but profit.

I'm an English boy. I played a lot of sports growing up, but I never had any kind of workout regimen.

When this war is over, the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell!