My motto is: more good times.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Find what is beautiful in a person and appreciate it. Ignore what is wrong.

Human intelligence may not be the best trick nature has to offer.

The intelligence of few perceives what has been carefully hidden in the recesses of the mind.

He that won't be counseled can't be helped. He that would have a short Lent, let him borrow Money to be repaid at Easter.

Let us make war on the phrase 'violence doesn't solve anything.' It is a lie, and anyone who utters it cannot be taken morally seriously.

I have always loved and continued to love Johnny Depp. Period. End of story.

I have for many years made it a practice to read through the Bible once every year.

Nobody in this world possesses absolute truth.

If there's anythin' on earth that can be more tryin' than any kind of relative, I don't know what it is, but relatives by marriage comes first - easy.

Your ego is just an idea implanted in your mind. It is poisonous. Your ego keeps driving you madder and madder.