My mum taught me to knit when I was a child, and I turn to it, for some weird reason, when I'm feeling depressed.

By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded.

As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion

You must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from the idea that people are watching you.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

If things go wrong, you don't have to accept you made a bum decision.

Ordinary people want everything the world does better. Extraordinary people focus on what they do best.

It's funny how God will just keep using you, and our motto around our family forever has been, 'Just let Him use you.'

My webmaster lives in Munich and is a very dear friend of mine. He is doing a great job on the site and it is constantly being updated and always will.

Some people are born gardeners, some are politicians. I was an actor. It took a great deal of pain before I figured that out. I didn't relate to most of it.

When demons are required someone will always be found to supply the part, and whether you step forward or are pushed is all the same in the end.

You had your turn madam, let me have mine ... Let me complete. I'm sorry, it's my turn.

exile ... might be the largest new state created by the twentieth century and the psychology of the twenty-first century.

The only way that we may overcome the world is by coming unto Christ. And coming to Christ means walking away from the world.