My mum would like to see me on the cover of 'Good Housekeeping' demonstrating children's toys with some nice lipstick on.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Life is a sweet sour adventure. When you want to go it becomes sweet, when you remain, it becomes sour

I have come to believe that in order to thrive, a child must have at least one adult in her life who shows her unconditional love, respect, and confidence.

Even from just a little thing, it's still possible to die.

I was the least Pop of all the Pop artists.

Teaching thinking for just five hours to unemployed youngsters increased employment 500 percent.

I have never written a note I didn't mean.

As we have seen, bread, and especially dry bread, evokes secretion of considerably larger quantities of saliva than meat.

Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a female can enjoy. A father shares in that experience, knowing that he caused it to happen.

The wealth within you, your essence, is your kingdom.

I heard a bird so sing, Whose music, to my thinking, pleased the king.