My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

Every birthday comes with a great purpose and without our knowledge, it makes us wiser.

Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?

I don't know about you, but I only have one life, and I don't want to spend it in a sewer of injustice.

Nicole will come up in conversations where it's in a part of the conversation. Or we may be somewhere and I would tell some story about their mother and I. You know, we always honor her birthday.

Don't call me a saint; I don't want to be dismissed so easily.

The industrial revolution took the father out of the home and put the kids in school. And then everyone had their own little scene.

I learn from my mistakes. It’s a very painful way to learn, but without pain, the old saying is, there’s no gain.

Herbalism is a religion of nature, representing a balance of head and heart.

On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?