My name is Schwitters, Kurt Schwitters... I'm a painter and I nail my pictures... I'd like to be accepted into the Dada Club

My name is Kurt Schwitters... I am an artist and I nail my pictures together.

New things had to be made out of fragments.

A game played with serious problems. That's what art is.

Everything an artist spits is art.

The picture is a self-sufficient work of art. It is not connected to anything outside.

The medium is as unimportant as I myself. Essential is only the forming.

Invest your money in Dada! Dada is the only savings bank that pays interest in the hereafter!

This is what is known as perspective, and it is a swindle.

Take lights and deform them as brutally as you can.

The structure of a 'writing schedule' is only there as a frame. You provide the image, the emotion, and the sentiment in your own time.

You can't live in the world without an idea of the world, but it's living that makes the ideas. You can't wait for a theory, but you have to have a theory.

For my 20th birthday in March, I'll buy myself a present for doing my best. A one way ticket to Tokyo. All I need is my guitar and a pack of cigarettes.

He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is wont to favor the bold.

I don't want to look back. I want to keep going forward, I still have something to say to people.

If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors.

God gushed me out his nuts, the devil swallowed me up and I burnt a hole in his guts

Death, when it's right there it doesn't seem too huge and terrible to let into your mind.

I love documentaries, I like observing real people.

I've read a lot more than most of the people that I know, except for one of my really close friends reads way more than I do.