My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen

Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang

Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I want to do.'

LA people are more laid back about certain things.

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side.

The job of the writer is to take a close and uncomfortable look at the world they inhabit, the world we all inhabit, and the job of the novel is to make the corpse stink.

I genuinely like the people I meet at signings or the bits of public talking that I do.

The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them.

I started to like my voice - the sound of it. So then I started to listen to it as something separate. To me, it sounded good that way as well.

The law compells no man to impossible things. The argument ab impossibili is forcible in law.

How could I have known that murder can sometimes smell like honeysuckle?

It's quintessentially American to transform your family.

Marriage is and should be defined as being between one man and one woman.

My entire career comes from the power of social media and the way I've utilized those spaces and interacted with people across the world.

Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.