My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

The big one was at least cute, and as annoying as she was, you couldn't get mad at a golden retriever.

Conformity is contagious.

The art of creation is older than the art of killing.

We have a hope of succeeding if we learn from our past mistakes and pull together to make the hard choices.

Join me in taking back our country and creating a bright, glorious, and prosperous new future for our people. We will make America great again, and it will happen quickly.

[Melania Trump] was always the highest quality that you'll ever find and the things they say, I've known her for a long time.

I want pictorial content without sentiment, but I want it as human as possible

The Gorean is suspicious of the stranger, particularly in the vicinity of his native walls. Indeed, in Gorean the same word is used for both stranger and enemy.

Misery nourishes your ego - that's why you see so many miserable people in the world. The basic, central point is the ego.

A stubborn mind conduces as little to wisdom or even to knowledge, as a stubborn temper to happiness

The runway symbolizes something in society that's very intimidating to women.