My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

I get airsick just licking an airmail stamp.

We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.

O God, make me worthy of this calling, that the name of Jesus may be glorified in me and I in him.

How can you trust only yourself when your eyes can blind you, your ears deceive you, when you speak that which you don’t mean, and do that which you planned against?

Sooner or later our dream will become a true, (Independence)

Obviously I love working in film and television, but I started in theater and I'd love to be on Broadway.

The principle of investing is that by use you possess and gain, by disuse you decline and lose.

I'm not a big heel person anyways, I'll wear them on the red carpet, but I've always been the one who loves loafers and brogues.

I haven't got a writer's discipline.

The wind is never for the sailor who knows not to what port he is bound.

I wasn't at all sure I could make that sort of leap into that sort of comic book reality.