My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

What can we see, read, acquire, but ourselves. Take the book, my friend, and read your eyes out, you will never find there what I find.

In essence the journey to wisdom is a study of self, The conscious, sub-conscious and unconscious self.

Idea-less steps and step-less ideas are greatest wastes.

Your success can’t be measured by anyone else. You have to set your own goals and do what gives you a sense of fulfillment.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.

Dark Blue is ultimately a gritty crime drama, at its core. I don't think that is ever going to change.

From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!

Obviously, success breeds more confidence. And it's pretty easy to be confident if you're getting a hit almost every time at bat.

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end.