My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.

Everybody wants to get into the act!

All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.

When you slowly and gently get lost in love, you become infinite.

The ministry of the church is a genuine concern for others. We need to stop talking about it and start doing it. Rise.Rise and shine, friend. Everyone you meet today is on heaven's Most Wanted list.

My 10th Sonata is a sonata of insects. Insects are born from the sun... they are the sun's kisses.

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

God washes the eyes by tears unil they can behold the invisible land where tears shall come no more.

To be only spectacular should be 5 or 10 percent of cinema.

If I have a system it is limited to a recognition of what Kierkegaard called 'the infinite qualitative distinction' between time and eternity

But he's Rachel Candy!" -Both Jenks and Al

Though Gods attributes are equal, yet his mercy is more attractive and pleasing in our eyes than his justice.

Don't follow the mind. Don't follow the body. Follow the Conscience. That is the main principle of this text. So we should follow our Conscience.