My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

As long as there's breath in the flesh, there'll always be desire for more. Being content is a gift, other millionaires and billionaires actually die empty and less fulfilled.

Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

I find it a lot healthier for me to be someplace where I can go outside in my bare feet.

I always saw myself as more of a watcher, although I suppose my siblings might have a different viewpoint on it.

To be fond of learning is near to wisdom.

The problem with trying to make a film good and have it work for an audience is the problem of trying to tell a story well. The shape or the color of it doesn't matter.

But this isn’t like anything I’ve ever seen, or imagined, or even dreamed: This is like music or dancing but better than both.

[Women] are early taught that to appear to yield is the only way to govern.

I thought about texting Lucas, but what would i say? That I'd tossed and turned all night, thinking of his hands on me?

To an artist, creating an image means being in love with it.