My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Lies are simpler, and most of the time they make better sense.

One Fails Before One Perception...!

They were dealt with as in war, and they naturally employed the means that were used against them.

Call on a business man at business times only and on business transact your business and go about your business in order to give him time to finish his busmess.

I write from my imagination, not from what I've read in books or seen on TV or to make money. I wrote from an idea I was passionate about.

What's fame? a fancy'd life in other's breath. A thing beyond us, even before our death.

Come to close?No one wants to come to close.If it's done for them,they accept it,even while they condemn it.Why not?But no one wants to know what it's like.Turn a blind eye.Maybe it will go away.

Lawyers sometimes tell the truth. They'll do anything to win a case.

People will be engaged in your work if it is good, interesting or challenging.

I'm quite shy, so if there's a guy I like, I actually ignore him because I can't speak to him. I get all red and sweaty, and it's embarrassing.