My one true love remains my self... I dump myself occasionally to keep it interesting

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

No. It is said that the Nephilim are the children of men and angels. All that this angelic heritage has given to us is a longer distance to fall.

Humans were so stupid. They had something so precious, and they barely safeguarded it at all. They threw away their lives for money, for packets of powder, for a stranger's charming smile.

There were some memories, though, that never faded.

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

Klaus sighed, and opened a book, and as at so many other times when the middle Baudelaire child did not want to think about his circumstances, he began to read.

Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?

Organizations can’t change their culture unless individual employees change their behavior—and changing behavior is hard.

He who is prudent and lies in wait for an enemy who is not, will be victorious.

I want to shift my career back to shows like The Knick. I prefer the classic drama structure.

You don't want to stand too close to a robot arm; it can turn your head to mush.

Flight by machines heavier than air is unpractical and insignificant, if not utterly impossible.

You are so bizarre, even for a human." "Thanks.

I do no writing while I'm in Belgrade visiting my grandma.