My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Help us to be true, Lord. Help us to stand.

Good leaders know who they are—their strengths, weaknesses, passions, talents, and values. And, developing leaders always starts with self-awareness.

Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.

The mockery of friends is affectionate, and inoculates against foolishness.

Spring. March fans it, April christens it, and May puts on its jacket and trousers.

Map out your future, but do it in pencil.

We mothers are learning to mark our mothering success by our daughters' lengthening flight.

Separately there was only wind, water, sail, and hull, but at my hand the four had been given purpose and direction.

Because unity and friendship is so precious that even God wants to be part of it.

Nobody's cut out for this town," Shane said. "Nobody sane anyway." "Says the kid who came back." "Yeah, kind of proves my point.