My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me.

The secret is to always let the other man have your way.

People who leave Washington do so by way of the box... ballet or coffin.

Honey, she says, honest ain’t the half of what I’m not.

That smoke you smell is me frying your brains every time we kiss longer than twenty-three seconds.

That's not in my yard.

I didn't allow failure to break my heart. So I wouldn't allow success to bloat my head.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power.

Yes and no are soon said, but give much to think over.

God is no further from you on your worst day than He is on your best day. Just open your heart to receive Him and His love.

It takes a minute to get use to the TV thing, and I have so much more respect for TV actors now.

Every word was once a poem. Every new relation is a new word.

Every setback has a major comeback.