My own military background is wholly un-distinguished. I was a sergeant.

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

Some people are so poor, all they have is their money.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

You always want to be better than you are. No matter what, I think that's important.

To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.

You have to fall in love with the process of becoming great.

People can't measure the amount of heart you have and how much you're willing to fight for something.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

I think if you're a good high school player that you have the ability to be a good college football player. If you're a good college football then you have the ability to be a great NFL player.

Dare to stretch hard and make it a point to do the hard thing others are afraid to try.

Apparently even the most awful tragedies, and the people they'd ruined, got a little stale after a while.

It is not becoming to lay to virtue the weariness of old age.

Your words surround you like fog and make you hard to see.

Hey, boss. Where are you?” she asked. “I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?” “Um, I don’t know, maybe with horseradish.

The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy.

If a stick is floating down a river and gets stuck, it doesn't need years of therapy. It just needs a little nudge and then it will get back into the flow of the river.

I've had to work hard all my life, and I will never, ever ask a fan or reader to pay for something I've rushed. It's not fair to them, and I will never give them anything except my absolute best.

History has repeatedly shown that when a new method or material becomes available, new uses for it arise.