My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

never underestimate your dumbness!!

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.

Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.

Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer

You do not own me. I do not own you.

The sky inside my head never turns blue. It if forced to stay red. By the demon, who is yellow inside me.

Let them (the wicked) see the beauty of virtue, and pine at having forsaken her. [Lat., Virtutem videant, intabescantque relicta.]

Congress is hard to deal with, dealing with, you know, multiple parliaments and commissions and unions and this and that and the other, that's very complicated.

Entrepreneurship is the ability to create and build from a vision practically anything; fundamentally it is a human, creative act.

Women like bad boys…Being a good boy never worked for me.

We always have to ask ourselves whether the level of risk is worth the story. What is bravery, and what is bravado?

The poetry, if you will, of life is reduced to this sort of dry, scientific, you know, it's the worst sort of précis of who we are.

If it's a language you don't understand and you're not concerned with the meanings of the words, your impression comes from how the words look, particularly if the language uses different characters.

I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.