My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'

I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.

The success of a civil order should not be judged by its most affluent members, but by the standard of living of its poor.

If he set out right now to make a list of the things he had taken for granted in his life, he’d go broke buying paper.

There is a non-technical way to travel in time: Try to create religious generations in your country, then you will certainly travel back in time, into the old eras!

Nowadays shots are created in post-production, on computers. It's not really photography.

Today’s decision was a victory for people all across this country whose lives will be more secure.

The greater hardship you endure, the greater the authority God entrusts to you.

I'm not too vain - I sometimes take pride in my appearance, but I stick to the rule never to spend longer than a girl getting ready.

The universe does not jest with us, but is in earnest.

I value my reputation. I work hard to avoid even the appearance of impropriety.

The aim is freedom conscience and truth