My parents didn't make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate - he didn't have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

God has made the provision for every man on earth to be equally endowed.

One day in your prayers, maybe once a month or week, lie back and thank God for the things not given to you.

Puns are a form of humor with words.

If I play one psychic, then I'm playing a psychic at least three or four more times.

Travel definitely affects me as a writer.

Go vegetable heavy. Reverse the psychology of your plate by making meat the side dish and vegetables the main course.

Be proud to be out of your mind and out of control.

Look at each day as a chance to invest life into life. A chance to share your experience and deposit it into someone else's conscience. Each day is a chance to work miracles in the lives of others.

We call beauty that which supplies us with a particular pleasure.

I think [Donald Trump's] incentives are not aligned with the Republican Party. I mean, they are part of the time, but they're not all of the time.