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My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.


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Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.



Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.

Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.



I don't fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn't work.

I don't fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn't work.



Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.

Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.



The normal make a living. The deranged make history.

The normal make a living. The deranged make history.



I think when you sit alone with your brain too much, your own brain starts to rebel against you.

I think when you sit alone with your brain too much, your own brain starts to rebel against you.



Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty - mmm mmm.

Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty - mmm mmm.



I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.



Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.

Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.



The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?

The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?





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A very single fact could emerge into many versions of truth, depends on the number of eyewitnesses and interpretations.



If you have no time to love everyone, then just love one, but don't forget to love.

If you have no time to love everyone, then just love one, but don't forget to love.



The business of the dead belongs to the living.

The business of the dead belongs to the living.



When I was little, I spent a lot of time by myself. When other kids were in school, I was skiing and thinking about things. I was alone on the mountain.

When I was little, I spent a lot of time by myself. When other kids were in school, I was skiing and thinking about things. I was alone on the mountain.



As a guitar player, it's harder for me to impress somebody than it is to write a song that they like.

As a guitar player, it's harder for me to impress somebody than it is to write a song that they like.



When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?

When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?



A truly good book is something as wildly natural and primitive, mysterious and marvelous, ambrosial and fertile as a fungus or a lichen.

A truly good book is something as wildly natural and primitive, mysterious and marvelous, ambrosial and fertile as a fungus or a lichen.



Ah suppose man, ah'm too much ay a perfectionist, ken? It's likesay, if things go a bit dodgy, ah jist cannae be bothered, y'know.

Ah suppose man, ah'm too much ay a perfectionist, ken? It's likesay, if things go a bit dodgy, ah jist cannae be bothered, y'know.



Speaking of death, LeBlanc boasted he could kill me in the waiting room. I broke his wrist. He wasn't impressed.

Speaking of death, LeBlanc boasted he could kill me in the waiting room. I broke his wrist. He wasn't impressed.



Law must be viewed as a formless mass of isolated decisions.

Law must be viewed as a formless mass of isolated decisions.




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