My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

Can we ever see the truth when desire blinds us? Or do we call it the truth because it is what we wish to see?

Flanked by his personal guardsmen, Emperor Gevalen walked toward me, never letting go of me with his eyes. It was thrilling and terrifying all at once.

In life there are many thing's you may not like or want but is necessary for stability and sustainability for life and its environment. GOOD -> BAD, BAD -> GOOD => GOOD = BAD.

It's not possible to experience constant euphoria, but if you're grateful, you can find happiness in everything.

If intimidation is your game plan, I hope you have a better one.

Never follow the crowd in what you do; the crowd has never produced anything of lasting quality, value or beauty.

I wonder if it's possible to be a Republican and a Christian at the same time.

I have so many just precious, fond memories that revolve around food, and that's why I have such a passion for it.

Bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie annoy me.

I want to make the audience laugh and cry within ten seconds, to show just how close those emotions are.