My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.

All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.

Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.

I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

​You can always tell when someone deserves the praise and recognition they receive, because it humbles them rather than inflating their ego.

I'll take account of things at the end of the season. Now I'm expecting a good finish to the league season.

A great designer does not seek acceptance. He challenges popularity, and by the force of his convictions renders popular in the end what the public hates at first sight.

It's not about eating healthy to lose weight. It's about eating healthy to feel good.

Sincerity is the indispensable ground of all conscientiousness, and by consequence of all heartfelt religion.

I think one of the things we've got to look out for is human beings claiming that they know how God operates.

I have no decision-making role at all in my job description. I would have liked an explanation as to why I was moved from first base coach to the ambassadorship, but none was ever given.

We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.

As a musician myself, it annoys the hell out of me to watch an actor trying to play a guitar out of time with the music.

Find someone worse off than you and help them. It will put your life in perspective.