My parents said that sitting at home playing video games all day won't bring you anywhere in life.

Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be.

Unless you stop trying, how can you not fail anymore?

Do you speak Chopnese huh? Do ya? Chop chop chop chop chop. Aha you don't.

Stay awesome bros, I know you will.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

Abstract words such as glory, honor, courage, or hallow were obscene beside the concrete names of villages, the numbers of roads, the names of rivers, the numbers of regiments and the dates.

Over the years I've received thousands of e-mails looking for guidance. Some have real problems

Be careful who you allow into your bed, and more importantly your heart.

There is a magic in the memory of a schoolboy friendship. It softens the heart and even affects the nervous system of those who have no heart.

My lifes a wreck, and I love it.

I am not finding pregnancy much of a joy. I am afraid of childbirth, but I am afraid I can't find a way of avoiding it.

Esteem must be founded on preference: to hold everyone in high esteem is to esteem nothing.

Our knowledge, is our power, and God our strength.

I would prefer a thousand times to receive reproofs than to give them to others.

The man who is wise enough to know the right thing to do, who is good enough to wish to do only the right thing, and who is able and strong enough to do the right thing is a truly great man.