My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

Oh, the weather outside is weather.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.

Don't you think it's better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you lose it, than to be just okay for your whole life?

A Prayer was like a tickle.Sooner or later God would have to look down to see what was tickling his bum.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be for loan oft loses both itself and friend and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

God does not discipline us to subdue us, but to condition us for a life of usefulness and blessedness.

When done right, music should breathe, be alive. It's not about getting it perfect, it's about capturing lightning in a bottle.

Scientists build to learn; Engineers learn to build.

It's very irresponsible as a parent to follow Tipper Gore or the Religious Right's advice and just take the offending CD or game away from the kid without discussing it.

I think the whole, like, cultural diversity and the arty side of London is really, really great. And how it's so historic as well.

It just makes it even harder for people to even approach the (open source) side, when they then end up having to worry about public humiliation.