My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

We've got everything we need right here, and everything we need is enough.

Grief denied will surface in borrowed clothes, the mad, sad clothes of paranoia, fear or loneliness

Authenticity reduces stress and produces faith in oneself and in the potential to grow and learn.

Being of service to others daily makes me feel alive.

There is such a gauntlet of risk that you go through when you climb up to Everest.

I don't think that Hollywood will have much to do with changing politics. Hollywood usually reflects things.

I am willing to make any part of my life public, if it will help others.

We have to keep in mind at all times that we are not fighting for integration, nor are we fighting for separation. We are fighting for recognition as free humans in this society.

I am considered an icon at the age of 20 when people like after 40s or after they die are considered icons. It's just amazing!

If you want to be a filmmaker, ask yourself if you could imagine doing any other job. If you can, that’s a script!