My philosophy is pretty simple – any day nobody’s trying to kill me is a good day in my book.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

I do not need any friends. I prefer enemies. They are better company and their feelings towards you are always genuine.

There is but one ultimate Power. This Power is to each one what he is to it.

Kill, Destroy, Sack, Tell lie; how much you want after victory nobody asks why?

Our future may look fearfully intimidating, yet we can look up to the Engineer of the Universe, confident that nothing escapes His attention or slips out of the control of those strong hands.

Environmental policy must strike a balance between the earth's best interests and our citizen's pressing needs

High School made me realize that the people who say they will never change, are always the ones who change the most.

By every remove I only drag a greater length of chain.

The charities closest to my heart have always involved helping children in some way.

Remembering is the most overrated thing. Forgetting is far superior.

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!