My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

My parents were really nice to me.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

Don't dilute your core message burning in your spirit just to satisfy the masses

A little child feeding an animal with great compassion will always look like a giant in our eyes!

Definition of Father's Day: Same as Mother's Day but you don't spend as much.

I take the horsemanship very seriously and I treat it with the same integrity that one would any of the fine arts.

Our thoughts, words and actions produce feelings; and these feelings become the currency with which we produce our life experiences.

Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

We all enjoy being comfy, but my comfy - you know, I love a nice, cozy cashmere sweater and spandex, sure.

It's very difficult to put in the work unless you believe that what you're doing is significant in some way.

They gave me away as a prize once - a Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend competition. The woman who won was disappointed. She'd hoped for second prize - a new stove.