My point, they [Trump's followers] still don't care. They're going to stick with him no matter what.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Taking a deep breath, words floating through my head.

Dark times call for dark choices. Choose me.

Trust not what inspires other members of society to choose as a career. Trust what inspires you. From this decision alone will come over a third of your satisfaction or misery in your life.

There is a point of no return, unremarked at the time, in most lives.

The interesting thing is how one guy, through living out his own fantasies, is living out the fantasies of so many other people.

I don't know who's running IMDB. It could be computers. I'd like to talk to someone from IMDB.

Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.

I can't remember the last day I didn't train.

God loves you just because He loves you.